Toddler Chatter Box – 21 month edition


in the car

BabyBird: Mommy, wipe!

Me: What?

B: Wipe.

Me: What do you need a wipe for?

B: Wipe my paws.


Me: How was your day at school?

BabyBird: …. Brody, sit down.


Daddy: I don’t know where Mommy is.

B: Look in there!


as I walk out of the bathroom

B: Mommy, go potty!


at dinner, pointing at my empty plate

B: Mommy’s, all done.


at dinner, if I get up from the table to get something

B: Mommy…. sit down!